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Parent Sayings
by: Juli Hunley
Your parents probably have used these common sayings, and no matter how hard you try, you'll most likely end up using them too. (Unless you're Dawson or Daija, please just don't have children.)
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"Because I said so"
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I'll wash your mouth out with soap"
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"I brought you into this world, I can take you out"
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"Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about."
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"Are you bleeding?/Do you need to go to the hospital?"
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"You'll live."
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"It's okay... you only owe me your very existence"
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"If your friends jumped off a bridge would you?"
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"I'm the parent/adult."
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"Treat others how you want to be treated"
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