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Strange Things Heard in the Hallway
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"Does the pickle still play the tuba?" - "it was a cucumber..."
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"I lose brain cells in this class I swear."
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​"My dad beat me with a diamond sword...it was so funny."
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"My mom never forced me to wear clothes."
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"trauma is funny, not when it happens but afterward you're just unlocking funny jokes."
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"Chicken is love."
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"Michael Jackson is scary."
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Uncrustables are god-like in the freezer."
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"To watch the fear in his eyes as he scrambled to get water."
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"If I go blind I have another eye."
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*While someone is crying* "I want a polar bear." - "It's Kansas."
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"The only words he said were BOOGA. WOOGA. WOOGA."​
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*While Dawson's eating a cheese stick* "I really hope he chokes right now, it would be funny."
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