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Memories
December
1.
"The frog left...like my dad"
2.
"You're a Nigerian Dwarf Goat!"
3.
"Can I be the kind of clown that eats people or do I only get to scare them?"
4.
"What's up?" *while feeling Mr.Glenn's head* "Do you shave down?" "No I shave up."
5.
6.
"Who would want to marry Shredder on Mutant Ninja Turtles?" "Well, he is rich!"
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7.
"Fun fact ... I have a keyboard in my house."
8.
"Mac n cheese is only OK"
9.
"Imagine doing your own stunts in a movie and getting run over by your safety car."
10.
"This is what a giraffe sounds like..."
11.
"Where's my goat?"
12.
"I traveled the world playing the boom-whacker."
13.
"It is physically impossible for a turtle to wear earbuds."
January
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